Conversation at Check-out

On Friday, I got stuck behind The Coupon Queen at my local grocery store. Being childless, I had nothing to do except read through the headlines on the gossip rags and "women's" magazines.

As the cashier began to finally ring up my stuff, the woman behind me let out a loud, "Ha!"

I turned to her. "Let me guess: 'Lose 85 pounds by Christmas?'"

"Unbelievable!"

"Gee, how did I know?"