It's OK to Have No Belly*
Congrats, Scissorbill! You have won a copy of Friends & Mothers, by Louise Limerick, a novel that is getting rave reviews. Please send your address to me at clouth@gmail.com, and I'll get it right out to you!
I was looking at fitness videos on ebay tonight when my 2-year-old daughter crawled onto my lap.
"Mom! Is that lady on your 'puter?"
"Yup, it's a lady."
"That lady has no belly."
"She has no belly?"
"No. Why that lady have no belly, Mom?"
"Not sure, honey. But if you ever meet someone who looks like that, remember, it's not polite to stare."
*I have a prize for the first person who correctly guesses which children's book I pilfered this post's title from.
I was looking at fitness videos on ebay tonight when my 2-year-old daughter crawled onto my lap.
"Mom! Is that lady on your 'puter?"
"Yup, it's a lady."
"That lady has no belly."
"She has no belly?"
"No. Why that lady have no belly, Mom?"
"Not sure, honey. But if you ever meet someone who looks like that, remember, it's not polite to stare."
*I have a prize for the first person who correctly guesses which children's book I pilfered this post's title from.
posted by Kris at
8:47 PM
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3 Comments:
It's OK to be different by Todd Parr???
By
scissorbill, at 9:31 PM
Raising Cain
By
Mark, at 10:45 PM
Well, scissorbill, you're right! Wasn't too hard, eh? I'll be in touch about your prize tomorrow.
Mark, you're, um, not right.
By
Kris, at 11:28 PM
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