Weekend Rentals

• Mr Magorium's Wonder Emporium, which I enjoyed except that my children, otherwise known as wild animals, mistook "movie night" for "gymnastics night," so I couldn't focus, see the tv or hear it.

• The 40-Year-Old Virgin, which I rented two weeks ago and didn't get a chance to watch, forcing me to to rent it again.

• The Easter Bunny Is Coming to Town, for which I paid $4.75, and it will probably be on TV Sunday night.

• Doogal, which apparently was a horrid choice.

• Lassie, circa 2005.

Total video store damage: $17.05

I am so joining Netflix.